Mission. Destiny. The Cycle Of Rebirth

I will be 21 on May 18th

Sun, 14 May 2006 23:25:03 GMT

New comic LAWL!!! Yeah, not much going on except I got a raise at work and I don't know how much exactly, so enjoy the comic and let me know how you spent/are going to spend your 21st Birthday.
I'm thinking of going to Wet N' Wild...and drinking...heavily...

It is Christams Eve...

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:28:21 GMT

It's that time of the year again!!! Today I got a pedicure with my girlfriend Amy so my feet are pretty now. You guys should seriously get one. Pedicures are serious business. Oh, yes I have some cards with suprises in them for Y'all. That's right I said y'all, so what? Anyways, I found a funny video on the Intarweb you should watch, It's from SNL about The Chronicles of Narnia. Video is NSF56K. http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
I also have next week off of work 25th-31st. I enrolled in 2 more classes for spring: Problems of Philosophy and Advanced PC Repair...So yeah, I also made a comic about X-Mas...Read the old one if it doesn't make any sense. Love and peace!
:Donny out:

I'm having surgery...

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:10:42 GMT

Apparently I'm having surgery to have my tonsils and adenoids removed this Thursday. I will probably be out of work for 2 weeks or hopefully less. God this sucks, I really don't want this surgery but I figured I'd get it out of the way before Christmas. Tonsils are those two things in the back of your throat that don't do jack shit but make me extremely sick.
This is what a normal person's tonsils look like:

This is what mine look like:

NEW COMIC!!!!!!11eleven

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 20:49:33 GMT

The jokes in this comic are very real. I actually do eat "Sobe Soup" basically you need a chocolate chip cookie and a Sobe Adrenaline Rush from 7-11 to make it. There will be more...

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:37:21 GMT

New post everyone. I uh, don't have a comic, SORRY!!!! Anyways, I am now an official sponger :P Well, yeah... I f you don't know what that is then "Google it"!!! Am I using too mamy exclamation marks? Guess not. Well, today is Monday, and I am working (hahaha yeah right) I am just taking a little break right now >_< I have noticed that paperclips are awesome, but not as awesome as these cool little things where you post your name and you get feedback on Jello...and other things of that nature. I did this in Marisa's post and the results were SHOCKING!! By the way, I use like 5 total gel/hair products 0_0 yeah...

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
-I am completely jealous of your white members only jacket
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
-Ghost Dad, although I've never actually seen it
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in. (Maybe.)
-lime, baby!
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
-well, this will make sense to several others, but: "My bad? That's like what the young people say!"
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
-It was in English class in junior high. "Who's that cute kid with the ca-razy hair??"
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
-porcupine
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
-How many hair products exactly do you use?

1)First, I deserve that jacket more than anyone, HONEY!!!!
2)Ghost Dad is as I said, "The greatest movie ever made."
3)lol Oh my god
4)Well, It's true and she shouldn't have made such a big deal out of it :D
5)CARAZY oh yeah
6)porcupine?! :/ not anymore...

Well, (I) better be hitting the Rookie Road and stop slacking and make another hi-goddamn-larious comic. BYE, luv ya'll bunches XOXOXOXO -Donny

P.S.OK, I'll just tell you a sponger is someone who bodyboards, they call the board a sponge Don't google it, alright??

I could have lost myself sooner...

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 01:52:04 GMT

Alright, new post, new sunglasses, new comic, but SSDD. Lately, I have been doing some introspection, try to find myself, y'know that whole deal. I believe that I am a very selfish and egotistical man. What's wrong with selfishness and egotism? We all live to die smiling...well at least I do. Also, I am tired of taking other people's side pretending to care or be involved in things that mean nothing to me. Since the day I was born and until I die the only side I'm on is my own. I'm not all that incompassionate, I do have a code of ethics I follow and I do care about people, humanistic, but I will usually put myself first. Also, even if I don't believe in God I believe in myself. Well, I have so much to say right now but I cannot express it. Well, enjoy the comic about my abhoration of insects.
-Donny out :P

NEW POST OMG

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 01:19:45 GMT

It's been awhile since I've last posted. Let's see, I will make note of the "Heaven or Hell" party which was amazingly well done. Well, I did get a new job working at Harris as a Material Handler. Very nice job that comes complete with benefits, an office, computer, paid holidays, and sick time. I love it. Anyways, Summer is upon us and I am planning on hitting Wet n' Wild this month through an employee discount in which tickets for admission are only $21. Well, enjoy this comic about the dangers of eating too much sugar.
-Donny out ;P

Do you know what they do to guys like us in prison?

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 21:52:57 GMT

I'm just going to jump right into this, I saw Sahara last night and it only costed me 50 cents :o What have I done since my last post?....I went bodyboarding, made a cake, drew a comic, slept till 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and wasted 5 dollars. Oh yes, this comic reflects an actual conversation me and Brian had on our way to Krispy Kreme. Also, Laura is in this one, the one with black hair. Also, the Spring semster is almost over so you college kids can freak out if you want.
Love, your best friend ever, Donny. :*

Hello friends!!!!

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 02:24:27 GMT

Well, I've had quite a weekend. It mostly include bowling, and seeing Emma :O. Got my Members Only jacket in the mail today(It's white). Also bought the old Fischerspooner CD, very good I must admit. I also miss my counterpart Brian so I have made a comic about it. What's that?! A special guest comic with John in it!!! Also, the 70's party sounds sooo awesome, I'm thinking "Hutch" from Starsky & Hutch. Well, that's all for my update :D

P.S. Fischerspooner, Hutch, and a comic.

In a perpetual state of pessimism

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 05:55:37 GMT

Finally posted an update in this old journal of mine. Not much has been going on except all these bills. Hospital bills, old car insurance, credit card, new car insurance, and oh yeah, my car was in a hit and run while I was at school. Everything is swell...Well, I'm done bitching now. I finished reading The Lord of the Rings trilogy and I have to say it was quite recherché to say the least. On that note I think my favorite poem is:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

Went to Laura and Marisa's birthday party, I enjoyed myself, and John(ha ha ha). I guess today is St. Patrick's Day, I wish it didn't rain, but oh well, life goes on. I've been listening to Fischerspooner a lot lately thanks to Brian. I think my favorite song is "A Kick in the Teeth" and it goes a little something like this:
Sawing,
With my jaw tooth down.
Guarded,
Down upside frown.
I‘m, I‘m looking for a pill,
Something to ease my will,
A kick in the teeth.
You, You may not realize,
When it‘s done or why,
But it may be the best thing, it may be the best thing.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh and it may be the best thing.
Pulsing,
With a familiar pain.
A comfort,
From this disdain.
Grind away.
I‘m, I‘m looking for a thrill,
Something to ease my will,
You, You may not realize,
When it‘s done or why,
But it may be the best thing, it may be the best thing.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh and it may be the best thing.

Good band, I highly recommend them if you like electronica music of any kind. I'm thinking of entering in the Poetry/Fiction contest at BCC. Since I'm not so great at poetry, I'll probably write a short story.

God, lately, I dunno, been feeling like my life is pretty empty, I mean yeah you have these moments that are great and take your mind off of the monotony of your life, but I feel like there's something more, like something indescribable that I have been searching for, like that sensation you get when you feel that everything in your life, even for a moment, is all right and It's the ultimate feeling. When you can be at peace with the world and have someone to share it with, maybe a woman is the solution to my problem.

Well, I'm feeling pretty crummy right now and tired on top of that, so I'm going to try and get some sleep.

There is an orange pillow on my couch making me nervous

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 05:28:13 GMT

Happy Valentine's Day everyone~!!! I'm going to the Taste of Chaos tour on Friday. Woohoo, gonna see Senses Fail! Guess what? Today I finally ordered Ghost Dad on dvd! :x It would be so great if everyone would come over and watch it with me when it comes in the mail :D Well, I am very single this Valentine's Day....so If anyone want's to y'know....give me a card, you can. Oh well, there's another comic below, so read it!!

Test your knowlege

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 04:43:20 GMT

Here's a quiz I just finished....don't cry if you don't get them all right, I'll still love you if you don't.

http://connect.tickle.com/invitation.html?uid=O1YDgY6jK-f1gSks&

Gasoline is for drinking not burning

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 05:03:46 GMT

Hi everybody, which is like 4 people total!!!!!!!!! Don't ask me why I'm feeling lonely, I just am... Oh how clever I am ;) Well, I have made yet another comic so be warned it might give you ovarian cancer.

Where has all the Christmas gone?

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 18:58:55 GMT

Well, I haven't been up to much lately except having these strange cravings for Pocky. If you don't know what Pocky is then you are missing out on something rather special. There's nothing more special than Japanese biscuit sticks coated in chocolate... That's debatable, but I'm not here to debate, I'm here to show you this comic I finished at three in the morning. It's a Christmas comic so beware.

I'm still I'm still Donny from the block

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:32:42 GMT

Last night I went to the mall and bought a hat. Before I bought the hat I sat down and had dinner with a friend that insisted on having Sbarros which was pretty good. This is no ordinary hat. It is a black wool cadet hat. If you ever see my hat it will become the object of your desire... After the mall I went back to a friend's house (I'm not going to mention any names) :P We listened to some music and had a generally good time. Then out came the green tea, and I got a hold of a pen and gave myself some "tattoos" and my friend....let's call her "Laura". Another friend briefly came over..... let's call him "Brian".... and we all watched music videos and some show with "Bernie the Attorney". It was a rather enjoyable evening. Brian left early and "Laura" and I sat and watched late-night t.v. until I drew a bunch of tattoos on us which signaled it was time to go home. It was a very fun night I just wish it was longer :)...

I have a Live Journal now

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 03:34:27 GMT

Alright, this is the first entry and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to write in here. Should I write about what I had for breakfast and how my day at work was? Or should I throw in some huge fight scene that is totally made-up? Alright, yes to all of those! I ate some cereal for breakfast. I took slow bites and the milk was cold. The house was quiet, Sundays are always quiet.... So after I ate I went to work. Work was boring, and so was driving there. So after work I saw some guys standing around in a circle in the parking lot. I walked by them to get to my car. They all glared at me as I walked by, obviously I had invaded their personal space. Before I could unlock my door, one guys yells, "Hey, who the hell are you!?" I put my keys back in my pocket and turn and face the group, "I work here, what the hell do you think!?" I say with annoyance in my voice. The group of guys move towards me looking furious at my total lack of respect. I take a few steps away from my car and brace myself. Guy number 1 who was yelling at me gets uncomfortably close and says right into my austere little face, "You got something to say!?" I stare into his stupid face and without thinking my fist lands right into his face knocking him to the ground. On the ground clutching his nose he mumbles something and all hell breaks loose. Guy number 2 makes his way towards me and tries to do some sort of roundhouse punch and completely misses as I duck and land a punch into his ribs. I turn to my left as another assailant attempts to strike me as guy number 2 falls backwards. I dodge the punches and counter by pushing his arm away from me and elbowing him in the side of the face. He tried to recover but it was too late because I landed a side kick into his stomach. Guy 1 and 2 are down for the count as guy 4 and 5 surround me. Number 4 on the left takes all his energy to deliver a single blow. I grab his arm and using the momentum pull it down and I bring my knee to his face which causes guy number 5 to tackle me. Well, the tackle missed and I delivered a strong kick to his groin. I go back to guy number 1 who started the whole ordeal. He was still holding his nose when I looked directly into his face and said, "Do you know who the f**k I am!?" With that I got into my car finally and drove home. What an exciting day it was :D